Favorite conversation of the week

Text message conversation

Me:"I'm going to strangle you when you get home. Just letting you know. I know you didn't mean to but that doesn't change the fact that you ruined my most expensive [undergarnment] by being careless!"
"You can't just throw random things in the washer and dryer all the time!"
"GEEZ!"

Spencer:"You can't strangle me."

Me:"Then I will poison your food."

Spencer:"You can't poison my food."

Me:"I'm going to make it give you diarrhea all night."
"I'm going to get your favorite pair of undies and I'm going to shred them to pieces!!!"

Spencer:"NOOOOOO. No don't do anything too crazy!! I'll buy you a new one i promise! Just don't shred anything!

Me:"MUhahahaha"

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